You think global warming is a farce, couldn’t give a hoot about what happens to the polar bears and tear into carbon emission–happy red meat twice a day. But what if we told you jumping on the eco-bandwagon paid off—to the tune of a ten-day all-expenses-paid trip to Thailand? Yeah, we’ll wait here for you while you go grab an “I’m not a plastic bag” tote.
But seriously, those who bleed green (and who are of legal drinking age) might want to consider applying to the Malibu Beach Internship: Ten lucky conservationists-in-training will win a ten-day internship with the Reef Check Foundation, where they will be flown to an exotic locale—Thailand, the Maldives, the Philippines—to help monitor the area’s coral reef health.
If selected, all you have to do is chart your progress through blog posts and social media, like you already do about what cereal you ate for breakfast. To be considered, head over to Malibu’s website to fill out an application before August 31 and explain, in 500 words, why you should be chosen. Sincerity counts, so if you use Al Gore’s face as a dartboard, don’t even bother trying—your consolation prize is the opportunity to buy a limited-edition Reef Check–inspired bottle of Malibu ($12.99) with which to drawn your selfish sorrows. How’s that for karma?
