As perhaps you have heard by now, the amazing cinematic feat Mega Shark vs. Giant Octopus is coming to a DVD shop near you. Not only does it star Deborah Gibson (as TONY Film writer Josh Rothkopf points out on the Frame-Up, “that Deborah Gibson”), but it stars…a mega shark and a giant octopus. Shout-out to the drunk guys who watched Snakes on a Plane and then dreamed up this  movie, the invention of which was surely accompanied by a lot of high-fiving and aggro forehead-to-beer-can contact.

So here’s the big question: What other animals would you like to see pitted against each other in a death-match smackdown? My row-mate Allison Williams just informed me that her friends have actually turned this quandary into a game already—they call it Beast Justice. Eagle vs. narwhal is one of their top picks.  After the jump, see our dream face-offs and add your own to the mix.

Anteater vs. sloth
Mega dachshund vs. giant badger
Tortoise vs. hare
Labradoodle vs. puggle
Stegosaurus vs. human
Manatee vs. Rush Limbaugh
Poodle vs. porcupine
Benji vs. Hooch vs. Lassie
Olympia Dukakis vs. anybody
Unicorn vs. rhino