Pet this man.
Petting an animal has been scientifically proved (probably) to reduce stress levels. The jury is still out on the medical benefits of petting humans dressed up as animals.
Bring along a sphygmomanometer to Home Sweet Home tonight, and do your bit for science by checking your blood pressure after petting the members of quirky street-theater troupe Club Animals in their petting zoo. The event starts at 9pm and is free.
If you find that your blood pressure rises, you may have a furry fetish. Don’t worry if you do; you can date cofounder Nate Hill with our help. Hill, thankfully, seems to have gotten over stitching together dead animals and now prefers dressing up as one. What a catch! (Dolphin pun intended.)
