It had to happen. Everything about the Jonas Brothers phenomenon—from their avowed virginity to their silly onstage gym flips—made it inevitable that the South Park dudes would take a shot at them. (In a woodland combat situation, the JBs would be the moose with a massive target painted on its ass.)
And sure enough, Matt ‘n’ Trey launched season 13 of South Park last night with a JB-themed episode, wherein the boys ask the Disney company if they can please stop wearing their purity rings; and Mr. Disney is represented by a venal, filthy-mouthed Mickey Mouse, who not only calls the JBs little pieces of shit, but kicks the monobrowed singer to the ground so he’s spitting blood (“Get the fuck up!”). Oh, hilarity!
Thing is, it’s actually way less funny and ridiculous than the Jonas Brothers concert movie, which, although sanitized to within an inch of its life, reaches its climax with the boys spraying a crowd of screaming girl fans with sticky white foam. Read all about it here—and check out a clip from last night’s show here.









Funny. Let the Disney lawsuits begin.