
Yentl indeed!
Today, to our delight, we received word of a nationwide “My Co-op Rocks” video contest—really, sometimes these renegade grocers just make it too easy.
Is there enough hair gel in Park Slope to prep the kiddies whose parents’ vids will no doubt dominate the submission pool? A note to musical hopefuls: Given the recent news of a possible Israel ban, we’d encourage those considering a Streisand cover (yes, we really just said that; yes, we know you’re out there) to consider someone whose horns are a touch less pronounced. Read more »

Nu, can't vee all just git along?
We were kibbitzing with our local usurer earlier today, just toasting a diamond sale over a brimming chalice of Catholic baby blood when—with a click of his tongue—he drew our attention to yesterday’s edition of The Jewish Daily Forward. The story in question: a fracas among Park Slope Co-op members, a few of whom have moved to ban Israeli products from their shelves. Despite the wisdom and composure brought on by 2,000 years of scholarly thought, we could feel our horns glinting in the sun. Where’s an angry Jewess to turn in times of strife? Why, the media of course! Read more »