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In the wide world of erotica, few things delight us as consistently as the Penthouse Forum. Seemingly oblivious to the graphic one-upmanship of gonzo porn on the 'Net, these epistles neatly-even lyrically-rehash classic fantasies each month, changing just enough details to keep them readable over time.
But why should the Penthouse editors have all the fun? Through the magic of technology (and editing), we've distilled a real-life letter from a recent issue into its structural essence. Fill in the Mad Libs-inspired categories below, and you can crank out your own endlessly varied fantasy stories. (You can also read the original here.)
Happy writing!