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1	Which statement best describes you?
	I’m on Facebook, Twitter, and in one or two YouTube videos.
	Google-stalking me is impossible.
	I have my own reality show.
	I live in a cabin in the Montana woods without a phone or electricity, and prefer not to speak to human beings.

2	When I meet a stranger, I:
	Am friendly, but cautious about revealing personal information.
	Give out my social security number.
	Describe my job and hobbies.
	Follow Rick Springfield’s advice and “Don’t Talk To Strangers”

3	My friends:
	Know everything about me.
	Still haven’t heard about that summer I worked for an “adult entertainment” company.
	Read my blog for updates on my life.
	Think I died in 2002 in a bizarre bass-fishing accident.

4	My family:
	Gets a call from me once a week, but knows better than to make surprise visits to my house.
	Are still remarkably easy to fool, thank goodness.
	Knows where I am and what I’m doing, every minute of the day.
	Hasn’t seen my face or heard my voice since Frankie said “Relax.”

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How secretive are you?