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1	You sit down at the bar, and look up at the bartender to order a drink. He or she most resembles:
	Your college roommate, who has a trust fund
	Your mom, who has advice on your love life
	Your cousin, who has a tattoo of the AC/DC logo
	Your uncle Nikolai, who has a fake hand

2	Gazing around the bar, you examine the interior decorating, which includes:
	Posters of the Blues Brothers and the 1985 Chicago Bears
	Wood paneling and a worn sign that reads “A bartender is just a pharmacist with a limited inventory”
	Velvet curtains and a waterfall
	“Authentic” rock show posters in glass frames

3	You’re a bit hungry so you inquire whether the bar serves food. In response, the barkeep:
	Points at some dusty bags of pretzels behind the bar
	Stares at you so intensely that you apologize for asking.
	Hands you a sheet of paper which lists $3 pizzas, 25 cent wings and $3 burgers.
	Offers you a leather-bound menu and asks if you’d like to see a wine list.

4	Flush with that week’s paycheck, you decide to splurge and purchase the bar’s most expensive drink. The bartender brings you:
	A glass of Johnnie Walker Blue
	A Bud Light
	An appletini
	An Old Style. In a can. That’s dented.

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